> > >After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo (and
> >he
> > >doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
standing
> > >on
> > >the curb.
> > >"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take
your
> > >seat so we can leave?"
> > >"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
at
> > >the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
> > >"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if
> > >something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd
> > >never gone to work that morning.
> > >"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
> > >Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the
> > >wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
> > >airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105
mph.
> > >"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the
> > >Pope
> > >keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, my God, I'm
> > >gonna
> > >lose my license," moans the driver.
> > >The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
but
> > >the
> > >cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
> > >radio.
> > >"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
> > >The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
> >limo
> > >going a hundred and five.
> > >"So bust him," said the Chief.
> > >"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the
cop.
> > >The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
> > >Cop: "Bigger"
> > >Chief: "Governor?"
> > >Cop: "Bigger"
> > >"Well, said the Chief, "Who is it?"
> > >Cop: "I think it's God!"
> > >Chief: "What makes you think it is God?"
> > >Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"
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