I thought some may enjoy this.
Chuck
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy
a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse s++=. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...
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