Don't normally forward non forum related stuff, but it is almost car related
and pretty funny....
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to
> drink a beer.
> After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,
> "Who owns the bigwhite horse outside?"
> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"
> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like
> to
> know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto
> rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from
> heat exhaustion.
> The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was
> starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and
said,
> "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough
of
> a
> breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and
> took
> off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait,
> the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes
> later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
> "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims,
> "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
>
> The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
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> "Nothin' - but you left your Injun runnin'."
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