Hi all,
Ralph Elder (computer administrator extraordinaire) seems to be having
computer troubles (go figure :-) so he asked me to post this for him..
Kevin McCormick
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Date: Wed, 8 Mar 2000 18:19:02 -0800 (PST)
From: Ralph Elder <ralph@value.net>
To: autox@autox.team.net, ba-autox@autox.team.net
Cc: ralph@nars.com
Subject: Exp.Tire Warmer 4 San Berdoo Available
That's Right Folks! especially for this National ProSolo Event,
Ralph The Tire Warmer/ Co-Driver/ Car Slut is available
for the San Berdoo ProSolo!!
Accept no imitations! unlike other "white-ish" products, :-)
Ralph comes complete with _no_ sponsorship responsibilities!
Guaranteed to evenly and carefully warm even the coldest tires!
Consistant track record of losing to car owners!
Of course, Ralph comes complete with course commentary and
encouraging phrases like:
"You go girl!"
and
"You Da Man!"
Accesories include: tire scrubbing gloves, air tank, fully stocked cooler,
and access to Katie's EZ-up.
Also includes the hit "Can I change yer tyrs, now?" along with "Let me get
that sticker on straight."
AND If you act now, Ralph will bring his along his bottle of
quick-detailer and brilliant white cloths!
Call, Write, or Yell REALLLLY loud to get your
own Tire Warmer/ Co-Driver/ Car Slut NOW!!
Ralph Elder NARS Racing Chief of Tire Warming (ME-ME-ME Pick ME!!)
ralph@NARS.com
(916)353-1732 Answering machine is standing by!
("Ralph the Tire Warmer/ Co-Driver/ Car Slut" is a service of RRRRRS and
the Rex Tener Weekend Release Program. not available in stores. not to be
repeated on the eastcoast. clothing may vary due to weather. all ralph's
are larger than they appear and wide-body sizeing makes this offer
unlikly for mod car owners. cooler contents may be selected. espresso
services are extra. references and vaccination history are available. in
my humble opinion. ability to lose to owners may diminish over time and
may vary by owner. your mileage may vary.)
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