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Subject: Funny
From: Barry Spencer <BSpencer@tsoft.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 14:45:13 -0800
>We all need a good laugh :>))))))  Right?.....

Enjoy, Barry



>What a difference 30 years can make !!!
>
>  1970: Long Hair
>  2000: Longing for hair
>
>  1970: The perfect high
>  2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund
>
>  1970: KEG
>  2000: EKG
>
>  1970: Acid Rock
>  2000: Acid Reflux
>
>  1970: Moving to California because it's cool
>  2000: Moving to California because it's warm
>
>  1970: Growing pot
>  2000: Growing pot belly
>
>  1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
>  your parents
>
>  2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
>  your children
>  1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
>  Taylor
>  2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
>  Elizabeth Taylor
>
>  1970: Seeds and stems
>  2000: Roughage
>
>  1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel
>  2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity
>
>  1970: Paar
>  2000: AARP
>
>  1970: Killer weed
>  2000: Weed killer
>
>  1970: Hoping for a BMW
>  2000: Hoping for a BM
>
>  1970: The Grateful Dead
>  2000: Dr. Kevorkian
>
>  1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
>  2000: Getting a new hip joint
>
>  1970: Rolling Stones
>  2000: Kidney stones
>
>  1970: Being called into the principal's office
>  2000: Calling the principal's office
>
>  1970: Peace sign
>  2000: Mercedes logo
>
>  1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>  2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>
>  1970: Take acid
>  2000: Take antacid
>
>  1970: Passing the driver's test
>  2000: Passing the vision test
>
>  1970: "Whatever"
>  2000: "Depends"

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