Re: One-liners (was: Mark Twain)

[Dan4223w@aol.com]

Oh boy, I've got a couple:   
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery.
Dijon Vu: the same mustard as before.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the 
ax; I also worked at a blanket factory, but it folded.