Lucas Bashing

[Edward Burns <mit-eddie!ads.com!eburns@EDDIE.MIT.EDU>]

I overheard this at a British specialty store a couple of weeks ago.
It's probably an old one, but I'd never heard it and thought it was
pretty good.

The counter person brought out a part for the guy in front of me and
handed him the box.  I don't know what the part was but it was a Lucas
package.  The customer said, "Wow, the original Lucas part!".  The
counter person answered, "Yeah, but go ahead and use it anyway, It's
the only kind I have."

-Ed