>>>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 92 15:54:24 -0400, mason@ftp.com (Meat Vehicle) said:
Meat> I found a solution to loud swearing while working on my various
Meat> odd vehicles - I took up homebrewing. I'm wearing an AHA shirt right
Meat> now that says "Relax, Don't Worry, Have a Homebrew".
Meat> That says it all. Now I don't get pissed off, I get pissed.
I have a friend who used to say that you could never finish a job on a
car unless you appeased the gods of car repair by consuming prayer
fluid. You know, prayer fluid, comes in 12 oz. bottles and cans, made
by fermenting an extract of malted barley with hop flowers?
Me? *I* believe the gods of car repair demand blood sacrifices
antytime you do anything more complicated than checking the oil.
Proof? Just look at my knuckles....
--berry
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