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Wise Advice from Kids

To: "'Jesse'" <Jacinta.Fernandes@chadbourne.com>,
Subject: Wise Advice from Kids
From: Michael Landskroner <Mlandskroner@mlg.com>
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 1999 12:42:09 -0500
And now for some humor!!!!!!!!

-----Original Message-----

>A quick read when you can use a smile.
>
>
>W I S E   A D V I C E   F R O M   K I D S
>
>1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10......
>
>2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't
>answer him. - Michael, 14.
>
>3. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9.
>
>4. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
>she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
>
>5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13,
>
>6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
>
>7. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.  -
>Joel, 10
>
>8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your
>hair. - Taylia, 11
>
>9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as
>your school assignment. - Traci, 14
>
>10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
>- Mitchell, 12
>
>11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
>- Andrew, 9
>
>12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9.
>
>13. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
>
>14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
>
>15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
>
>16. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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