----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Landskroner <Mlandskroner@MLG.com>
To: 'Phyllis' <Phyllis.Kerner@chadbourne.com>; 'Suzanne Napoli'
<snapoli@wspdlaw.com>; 'Terri & Larry' <thedorrs@ix.netcom.com>; 'Me'
<datsunmike@nyc.rr.com>; 'Jesse' <Jacinta.Fernandes@chadbourne.com>; Sheryl
Kleiner <SKleiner@MLG.Com>
Sent: Friday, June 16, 2000 3:39 PM
Subject: FW: safety first
> ><< Safety 1st
> >
> > A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
> > The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and
says,
> >
> > "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a
> > divorce."
> >
> > The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
> >
> > She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
because
> >
> > I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better
> > lover than you."
> >
> > Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger
> > increases.
> >
> > She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now
is
> >
> > doing 70 mph.
> >
> > She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
> > faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
> >
> > She says, "I want the Roadster, the checking account, and all the
credit
> > cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge
overpass
> > piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
> >
> > The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
> >
> > She asks, "What's that?"
> >
> > The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've
> > got the airbag!"
> >
> >
>
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