Subject: Fwd: Chatter During Colonoscopies......
> >
> >> Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam
> >> were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are
> >> actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
> >> performing their colonoscopies:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 1.
> >> "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
> >> before!
> >>
> >>
> >> 2.
> >> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
> >>
> >>
> >> 3.
> >> "Can you hear me NOW?"
> >>
> >>
> >> 4.
> >> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
> >>
> >>
> >> 5.
> >> "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 6.
> >> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
> >>
> >>
> >> 7.
> >> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
> >>
> >>
> >> 8.
> >> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
> >>
> >>
> >> 9.
> >> "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
> >>
> >>
> >> 10.
> >> "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 11.
> >> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
> >>
> >>
> >> 12.
> >> "God, now I know why I am not gay."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 13.
> >> "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not
> >> up there?"
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