I was talking to a roofer the other day who wanted to place an ad for a
female companion who wants to live deep in the hills, can plant garden,
cook, screw, do minor repairs with direction, deaf, dumb, and owns
controlling interest in a liquor store - during off season when he can't
roof. He's thinking of giving up "trapping" in the off season. It is a
strange life we live.
>From: Paul Fitzsimmons <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>To: Alexander Joseph H <AlexanderJosephH@Waterloo.deere.com>
>Cc: "'Amici Triumphi'" <email@example.com>, "'Baker, Jon '59'"
<firstname.lastname@example.org>, "'Burnham Robert '59'" <email@example.com>, "'De Armond
Art'" <Riverside@Cedar-Rapids.net>, "'Donato Jim'" <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
"'Kelly Francis '59'" <email@example.com>, "'Kerry Anne'"
>Subject: Re: Want Ad
>Date: Wed, Oct 21, 1998, 3:17 PM
>Might be a little on the impersonal side.
>In Prairie du Chien last Sunday saw a beige/gold full sized van, older model,
>with a 1995 ELVF sticker by the trailer hitch, Blackhawk Co. plates. Anybody
>Alexander Joseph H wrote:
>> If it wasn't so funny, I wouldn't do this. Why does it make me feel a little
>> like a PIMP?
>> Fitz...does this qualify as an ad for your VSCDA newsletter...or does this
>> fall under the category of PERSONALS?
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: DanTR4@aol.com [mailto:DanTR4@aol.com]
>> Sent: Wednesday, October 21, 1998 3:04 PM
>> To: AlexanderJosephH@Waterloo.deere.com
>> Subject: Want Ad
>> Joe Put this on the wire for me. "Vintage TR4 Racer in need of a female
>> companion for the 1999 season. Anywhere between the ages of 21 & 46. Must be
>> fit to help with pit crew chores and setting up canopy. Definately must be
>> cheery and upbeat at all race events. Complimentary to driver a plus as well
>> as beautiful enough to make the Porsche drivers drool. Must be able to keep
>> straight face while listening to bullshit and spy on other teams. No
>> experiance necessary. Will train. Driver will cover all meal and hotel
>> exspenses plus offer bonus incentives. Daniel Buxner, LaMotte IA.