One addendum to a quality quiz; (originated in Australia, apply accent if
desired)
Q: Why were MGB's fitted with an alloy bonnet?
A: 'Cos the wimps that drive 'em couldn't lift a steel one :-)
#40
----- Original Message -----
From: "Barr, Scott" <sbarr@mccarty-law.com>
To: <fot@autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 3:19 PM
Subject: FW: QUIZ
> As I have nothing useful to add to today's conversations, I offer this bit
of
> diversion (with apologies to those of you who are already on the
Midwestern
> Council of Sports Car Clubs mail list).
>
> Scott
>
>
> Q: 1. How do you prevent a newer sprite from being stolen?
>
> Q: 2. Is there any difference between the sound of a FP Spitfire and a
> Leyland Tractor?
>
> Q: 3. What do you call a line of cones set up by Rover mechanics?
>
> Q: 4. How many mechanics does it take to re-jet an SU carb?
>
> Q: 5. What's the difference between an MGB and a lawnmower?
>
> Q: 6. Why didn't they use lever shocks for the hatchback on the MGBGT?
>
> Q: 7. What's the difference between a TR7 and an onion?
>
>
>
> A: 1. Put MG badges on it!
>
> A: 2. Difference? What difference, unless the tractor is in perfect tune.
>
> A: 3. A circle!
>
> A: 4. One, but he'll waste the whole day emptying boxes to find just the
> right needle!
>
> A: 5. At the track, a lawnmower cuts the grass. The other plows it.
>
> A: 6. The only reason was rear visibility.
>
> A: 7. Nobody cries when you cut up a TR7.
>
>
>
>
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