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RE: Newsflash From Ferrari

To: "'Dave Riddle'" <dave@microworks.net>, <fot@autox.team.net>
Subject: RE: Newsflash From Ferrari
From: "Joe Curry" <spitlist@cox.net>
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 15:30:34 -0700
It didn't hurt that all the new-hires were of Italian descent!

Joe (C)

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-fot@autox.team.net [mailto:owner-fot@autox.team.net] On
Behalf Of Dave Riddle
Sent: Monday, February 09, 2004 3:14 PM
To: fot@autox.team.net
Subject: FW: Newsflash From Ferrari

>  NEWSFLASH
>
>The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday!!!!
>
>The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the 
>unique abilities of a New York street gang. The decision to hire them
was 
>brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Queens

>were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper 
>equipment, where as Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds

>with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
>
>It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by the Ferrari 
>management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would
have 
>an advantage over every team. However....
>
>Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice 
>session, not only were the New York Gangsta's pit crew able to change
the 
>tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, 
>re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of
Coors, 
>a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

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