What do the letters FIAT stand for?
Racer Bud
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From: "Walter Hollowell" <walt@hot-tr6.com>
To: "''Friends of Triumph' Triumph'" <fot@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, June 01, 2009 4:36 PM
Subject: [Fot] Not Triumph related but I can relate to some.
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> From: Craig [mailto:wensley_tr@comcast.net]
> Sent: Monday, June 01, 2009 2:31 PM
> To: Craig
> Subject: it's time for fiat jokes.
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> it's time for fiat jokes.
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> Got any more of them?
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> How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
> / Just follow another one around.
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> When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
> / When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.
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> Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
> / They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.
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> What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
> /The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.
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> How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
> / Push it over a cliff.
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> A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for
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> Fiat."
> / The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
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> How do you make a Fiat go faster?
> /Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
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> What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
> / A miracle.
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> What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?
> / Science fiction.
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> What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?
> / A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
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