Friday Funnies (G)

["Terry Blubaugh" <tblubaugh@verizon.net>]

A woman walks into the garage where her husband has just stopped tinkering
with his Austin-Healey, and is stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"  She asked.

"Hunting flies"  he responded.

"Oh.  Killing any?"  She asked.

"Yep, three males, and two females,"  he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.  "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."