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Christmas Funny. PG13.

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Subject: Christmas Funny. PG13.
From: "Len and/or Marge" <thehartnetts@earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:09:26 -0800
   A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique 
gift for his wife.  The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking 
for.  A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.
   He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird.  The man agrees 
that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing,  The 
manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 
lighter.  The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left 
foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night; Holy NIght".
   The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as 
the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot.  Chet now starts to 
sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way".  The husband says Chet is perfect and 
that he'll take him.
   The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this 
wonderful gift immediately.  He presents Chet and starts to explain the 
parrot's special talent.
Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings 
"Silent Night".  He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets 
loose a round of "Jingle Bells".  The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a 
mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between 
Chet's legs instead.  Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's 
legs, and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!


Vet Press.  December 9, 2005


I warned you!    ;-)    Merry Christmas!


(The Other) Len
Vacaville, CA
1967 3000 MKIII HBJ8L39031




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