>Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of
>it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
>
>The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what
>he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish
>list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
>
>Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
>Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up.
>When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree.
>And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn
>garage."
>
>Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog
>poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree.
>Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw huge pile of dog poop by the
>garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his
>dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"Johnny
>replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"
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