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Friday, February 10, 2006 9:17 AM
Subject: Friday Humor - "Girls' Night Out"
Two women who had been friends for years decide to go for a Girls' Night Out
and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and
walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a graveyard
and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or
something.
The first woman had no toilet paper or even Kleenex with her, So she decided
to take off her panties, use them, and throw them away. Her friend, however,
was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to throw her
panties away. But she was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that
was on one of the graves, so she used that.
The next day, the first woman's husband phomed the other husband and said,
"This Girls' Night Out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last
night without her panties."
"That's nothing.", said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck
to her ass that said, 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET
YOU!'"
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