COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE >
*Don't squat with your spurs on
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*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
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*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it's still there.
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*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
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*After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
"When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."
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*Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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*There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
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*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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*Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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*Always drink upstream from the herd.
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*When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
surprised if they learn their lesson.
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*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around
by somebody else.
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*The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
in your pocket.
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*Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Mark Goodman
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