I hesitate to send this, I apologize in advance if I offended any Poodle
lovers, any Frenchmen, any Marines out there, and any Englishmen
>> Subject: A Little British Humor
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>> The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
>>looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
>>middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am,
>>may I have that seat?"
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>> The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
>>"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
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>> The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
>>under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
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>> She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
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>> This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
>>dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
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>> The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
>>his! place!"
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>> An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
>>seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in
>>the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And
>>now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
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>> --
>> Joellyn Lazarek
>> jodie2732@gmail.com
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