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To: "Healeys@Autox. Team. Net" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: Children
From: "Mark Goodman" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2006 17:08:45 -0400
 THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 

1. You spend the first two years of their life 
Teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend 
The next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
 
2. Grandchildren are God's reward 
For not killing your own children.
 
3. Mothers of teens now know why 
Some animals eat their young.
 
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, 
They usually repeat word for word 
What you shouldn't have said.
 
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties 
Is to remind yourself that there are children 
More awful than your own. 

6. We childproofed our homes, 
But they are still getting in.
 
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ADVICE FOR THE DAY: 

Be nice to your kids. 
They will choose your 
Nursing home one day.
 
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AND FINALLY:
 
IF YOU ! HAVE A LOT OF TENSION 
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, 
DO WHAT IT SAYS 
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
 
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" 
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!! 




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