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Very late Friday funny

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Subject: Very late Friday funny
From: "David Crawford" <dcrawfor@san.rr.com>
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2006 16:28:04 -0700
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left - a valley.
On your right  - a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you - a galloping pig the same size as your car. 
You cannot overtake the pig.
Behind you - a helicopter flying at ground level.
The giant pig and helicopter are traveling at the same speed.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


















Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed!

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