Folks
I know it is only Tuesday but I'm going to be gone Friday!
Mel Brunet
67 BJ8 39749
>> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
>> staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is
>> one pretty sharp boss!)
>>
>> When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having
>> fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a
>> quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was
>> that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for
>> other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations
>> were acceptable.
>>
>> About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
>> Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
>> went very well for everyone.
>>
>> The top ten were:
>>
>> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>>
>> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
>>
>> 8. Viagra, Like a rock!
>>
>> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
>>
>> 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>>
>> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>>
>> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>>
>> 3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
>>
>> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
>>
>> (And the unanimous number one slogan:)
>>
>> 1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs
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