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Bumper stickers- Joke

To: healeys@autox.team.net
Subject: Bumper stickers- Joke
From: "scott willis" <ahpowered@hotmail.com>
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:57:34 -0500
Enjoy

>
>Bumper  Stickers Seen In the South:
>"IF  YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Constipated  People Don't Give A Crap.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>If  You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
>~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Horn  Broken... Watch For Finger.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>The  Earth Is Full - Go Home.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>I Have  The Body Of A God - Buddha.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>So  Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Cleverly  Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>If We  Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Eat  Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Illiterate?  Write For Help.
>~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Honk If  Anything Falls Off.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Cover  Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>He Who  Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
>But is Miles From The Next  Exit.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>I Refuse  To Have A Battle Of  Wits
>With An Unarmed Person.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>You!  Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>I  Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Fight  Crime: Shoot Back!
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>(Seen  Upside Down On A Jeep)
>If You  Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Stop  Lights Timed For 35 mph
>Also Are Timed For 70  mph
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Guys: No  Shirt, No Service
>Gals: No  Shirt, No Charge
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>If  Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
>My Mailman Look Like  Jabba The Hut?
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Ax Me  About Ebonics.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Body  By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Boldly  Going Nowhere.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Caution  - Driver Legally Blonde.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Heart  Attacks: God's Revenge
>For Eating His Animal  Friends
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Honk If  You've Never Seen
>An Uzi Fired From A Car  Window.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>How  Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
>Before He Admits He is  Lost?
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>GROW  YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>All  Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>"POLITICIANS  & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
>TO BE CHANGED  OFTEN, AND  FOR
>THE SAME REASON"
>
>

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