> Subject: Top 17 Country Songs
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> > 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
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> > 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed my Ass Out All Day
Long
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> > 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
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> > 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
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> > 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
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> > 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
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> > 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
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> > 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
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> > 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
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> > 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Her
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> > 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
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> > 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
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> > 5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
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> > 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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> > 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
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> > 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
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> > And the Number One song ---
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> > 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up
With A Few
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