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Subject: [Healeys] friday funny
From: "Mr. Finespanner" <mrfinespanner@earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:58:55 -0500
A newly married couple was in a terrible accident where the 
man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband 
that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was 
too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was 
suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about 
where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor 
also honor their secret.  After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the 
man's new face.  He looked more handsome than he ever had 
before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his 
youthful beauty.

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with 
emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you 
for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I 
see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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