> Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar
> stool. One of them says to the Bar tender, 'Don't mind us, were joined at
> the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.
>
> The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
> while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'
>
> 'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year and
> hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.
>
> 'Ah, England !' says the Bar tender. 'Wonderful country... the history,
> the beer, the culture...'
>
> 'Nah, we don't like that British stuff,' says John. ' Hamburgers & Molsons
> beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - ..'
>
> 'So why keep going to England ?' asks the Bar tender.
>
> 'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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