'Little Johnny's' at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make
use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds,
'Little Johnny' stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're
stupid, 'Little Johnny'?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing
there all by yourself!'
* * * * * * * * * * *
'Little Johnny' watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream
on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself
beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked 'Little Johnny.' 'Giving up?'
* * * * * * * * * * *
The math teacher saw that 'Little Johnny' wasn't paying attention in
class. She called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' 'Little Johnny' quickly
replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
* * * * * * * * * * *
'Little Johnny's' kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin
board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed
to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture
him .'Little Johnny' asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture ?'
* * * * * * * * * * *
'Little Johnny' attended a horse auction with his father. He watched
as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny
asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because
when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and
in good shape before I buy.' Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I
think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.'
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