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Subject: [Healeys] Chritmas Friday Funny
From: "Curt/Nancy Arndt" <cnaarndt@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:17:51 -0800
 Hi Listers,

As I leave for work on a chilly (it's 31 degrees F) SoCal Christmas morning,
and wishing I did not have to be working today, I'll leave you all with
this...
Cheers,

Curt
*
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'*

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the package and remove the thermometer.  Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.  You will notice
that in small print there is a statement:

*"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized."*

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

....Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart...Then you are just an old sour fart;

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
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