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Subject: [Healeys] Friday Funny
From: "Tracy Drummond" <bighealey@charter.net>
Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2010 06:35:39 -0700
The Reverend's Wife Tells About Her Day:





The other day, I went to the local religious bookstore where I saw a "Honk
If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper
of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!



            I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That
bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why,
the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord,
because pretty soon he leaned out his window and yelled "Jesus Christ!!" as
loud as he could. It was like a football game, with him shouting "Go Jesus
Christ, Go!!!" .  Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my
window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been
a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something
about a sunny beach, and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his
middle finger stuck up in the air. I had recently asked my two kids what
that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled, and told
me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So I leaned out the window and
gave him the good luck sign back.



            A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet
they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and
I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to
get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned
out the window, gave them a big smile, and held up the Hawaiian good luck
sign as I drove awayPraise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
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