I have a dog and a wife, respectively, 145 pounds of Bernese Mountain Dog and
125 pounds of ... We're not sure. She was adopted.
I know she's not talking to me when she says:
Where's my big handsome Boy?
Do you want dinner?
Want to go out?
I love you, my big furry boy. (and I have a beard)
I know she is talking to me when I get into bed and she says,
Did you let the dog in?
I love my wife and she loves me. We joke a lot.
As she likes to say, "29 years and I'm still here. What more proof do you need?"
--- On Tue, 12/14/10, Robert Duquette <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> From: Robert Duquette <email@example.com>
> Subject: Re: [Healeys] Healey rear knocking noise ( not a serious answer )
> To: "Healeys" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> Date: Tuesday, December 14, 2010, 1:22 PM
> Reminds me of this email that I
> Are you sure you didn't try this and forgot to let your
> wife out???
> - - - - Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
> 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see
> you.2. Dogs don't
> notice if you call them by another dog's name.3. Dogs like
> it if you leave a
> lot of things on the floor.4. A dog's parents never
> visit.5. Dogs agree that
> you have to raise your voice to get your point across.6.
> You never have to
> wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.7. Dogs
> find you amusing
> when you're drunk..8. Dogs like to go hunting and
> fishing.9. A dog will not
> wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
> another dog?"10. If a
> dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
> them away.11. A dog
> will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
> a pervert.12. If a
> dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
> just think it's
> interesting.13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup
> finally:14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your
> To test this theory, lock your wife and your dog in the
> trunk of your car for
> an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you....
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