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Subject: [Healeys] Friday Funnies
From: ATIGHTPROD@aol.com
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2011 13:14:21 EST
Senior Texting:

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to  be 
a need for STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for  Senior Discounts, 
these are  the codes for you.  

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend  Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring  Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The  Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta  Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your  Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:  Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My  Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On  Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence  Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMG: Oh My,  Gas

ROFL: CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get  Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You  Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture  Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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