[Healeys] Loud Metallic Click

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<< I think we should petition Peter Egan or some other clever wordsmith 
to write a piece that will humorously dictate the source of the problem 
based on the type, intensity and duration of said noise. >>

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, & SLAP !

Does anyone else recognize the (five [5] times each hand) sound of
"EditorGary's" HAND doling out 'insulting' punishment to the CHEEKS 
[face] of Dave Porter ????
 
Tsk, tsk Dave !!

Anon