|From:||"John Beckett" <email@example.com>|
|Date:||Mon, 28 Aug 2000 13:22:22 -0400|
Subject: oil A lot of folks can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer. It's simple: nobody bothered to check the oil, so we didn't know we were getting low. Of course, the reason for this is geographical: Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D. C.