The west has stealth players and will whoop your asses. All are expert beer
drinkers and cheaters at any game. We are used to the heat, either from sun
or fun and hot salt.
I , as the timer will carry my bazooka and pick off any easterner that
doubles up on the westerner kricket team. I doubt if that will be necessary
as we are always faster and the blur of the flying sticks and the thing we
are hitting will only confuse the easterners anyway.
Diet coke drinkers have to drink two cans to each can of beer and no smoking
is allowed during the game. If you pass out CPR will be given after the game
with a jack hammer and an air compressor. The west will always have the sun
to our backs as the east will be squinting there eyes anyway wondering why
in the hell they started this damn game anyway. We are looking forward to
sending you home with your tails between your legs.
Your turn KT
----- Original Message -----
From: "Keith Turk" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2002 9:01 AM
Subject: Cricket/Salt Talks/Challange
> Okay .... this is bad... if you have no interest in fun ... delete NOW...
> you have a clue about the game of Cricket.... you might want to heavly
> consider deleting this message now.... Okay having laid those ground rules
> here is my Proposition....
> Us East Coast Guys can Whoop up on those West Coast Weenies in a game of
> Combat Cricket....
> Each side can have as many team members as seems appropreate....but it
> be equal and each person will have one chance to bowl and one chance to
> bat.... NO ONE can contact anyone else in anyway other then however you
> someone out in this silly game.... and after that there are NO rules....
> other words... in classic American fashion we are going to truley
> the game....( we'll make up the rules as we go along ) in the sake of
> Maybe we can get the Brits to show us how the game is played and to
> officiate.... ( they drink beer.... I think... and we're going to ignore
> them anyway )( only after they set up these Wicket thingy's)
> John Beckett and I have some idea's about how to play the game... and we
> have decided that each player must have a Can of beer ( or Diet Coke ) in
> his hand at all times...( except the batter). and speaking of time we are
> going to have to limit this game to like 45 minutes total....
> Okay defining east Vs west.... if your from California your west.... if
> east of anything you can be on the east side....If you were born out of
> California you can be on the East side.... Keep in mind we are looking for
> only semi talented players.... ( imagination and drinking skills are
> mandatory )
> Okay Boys and Girls... what do you think.... anyone up for a quick game of
> Cricket at the Salt Talks party....
> Keith ( Now Ain't Life Grand? )
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