Word is out that the North Carolina Highway patrol and the local hanging judge
is looking for the famous Bar-B-Q bandits. They are searching all out of
state vehicles with fake rock sniffing dogs and are armed with the latest swat
team gizmos to suppress any and all invasions on the local food establishment
known to harbor such wirdos that drag the strange vehicles to Maxton to
partake in accelaration runs down the crooked mile. The local sherrif stated
noon of the strange vehicles would win in a wiskey run like the good ole boys
of the past were the champions. Wonder if the propster knows this, perhaps a
invite from the fake rock maker would get him to bring this baloney slicer to
the dirt roads of the Carolinas for the challange from the Key Stone Cops of
Maxton.
Joe Timney could time them and John Becket could modify it to rear steer for
more of a challange to Frankie the poopster pilot. How about a hair and hound
with a Busa from the Guthrie stables.
Tom Shannon from Utah will judge the event from the 2 mile patrol hidden
somewhere near a black bear path to it's winter den. This being said it should
liven up your meet and draw even more spectators. It betting allowed in NC?
Hell, maybe Dave D. could open up a new tune up division for VW powered
pushers with one of his tuneups.
In reality everyone have a fast,safe and super season closeing meet. Wish I
could be here to see the event and bug Keith.
Glen
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