Glen Wilson and Will Zehring abused me thusly:
> >What's all this I hear about Denise Thorpe and this Lord Sprocket
> >cutting up MG 1100's and burying them in San Diego? This is the most
> >shocking bit of news I run across in a long time. To think we trusted,
> >nay, worshipped her as the Lord High Goddess of SPAM. Personally, I'm
> >not really all that surprised as she has recently exhibited a marked
> >decline in dedication to the Cause evidence by her recently flippant
> >rejection of my application for an Historical Preservation Grant from
> >SPAM.
He wanted 300 bucks from the SPAM council which consists of only me and
I've got three 1100 mouths to feed! And it's PRIESTESS!
> >We must all be certain not to relax our vigilance to ssure the
> >protection protection of our cars from the likes of Denise Thorpe.
> >
> >Glen Wilson
>
> Glen, I couldn't have said it better! I think an investigation is called
> for. How much do you think she's pocketing by cutting up all these 1100s?
> Tens! I tell you, TENS!!! of dollars.
>
> Will "shocked beyond belief" Zehring
It was only one, and, and, the floorboards were rusted through and it had
been rearended... and I didn't _know_ that it was in better condition than
any 1100 in England. What can I say? I was young and foolish. It'll
never happen again. I promise, *sniffle*. But I've still got the parts
from it. And I didn't bury it, I recycled it. And I've never even met
this Lord Sprocket person, if that's his real name which I doubt.
BTW, how much does a lordship cost? Could I be Lord Denise? Would that
get me out of speeding tickets?
Denise Thorpe
thorpe@kegs.saic.com
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