thought you all might appreciate this joke
--chris
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>A man was driving along in his mini and it broke down. He was parked on the
>verge trying fix it when a Jaguar pulled over in front of him and the man
>offered to help. After a few minutes they obviously weren't going to get it
>going so the Jaguar driver offered him a tow. They hitched up the mini and
>agreed that, if he was going too fast, the mini would blow his horn and
>flash his lights to get him to slow down and off they set.
>
>At the next traffic lights a Ferrari pulls up beside the Jaguar and revs his
>engine provocatively a few times. When the lights turn to amber the Ferrari
>and the Jaguar burn rubber and are both soon doing 140mph.
>
>After a while they go through a speed trap and the policeman, realising that
>he will need help to catch them, radios in for assistance saying:
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>"You won't believe what I saw; a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 140mph side by
>side and a mini behind them flashing his lights and blowing his horn trying to
>get past".
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