TUSLER%MP050@MPA15AB.MV.UNISYS.COM wrote:
>
> >Maybe you should try those high pitched reeds, that only animals
> can hear (?), and attach them to your front bumper. Do these things
> <really work?
>
> Of course they do! The company has made a FORTUNE selling those things!
> There's one born every minute, you know....
>
> *Oh* Did you mean "Do they work on the DEER?"! Well, yes. But first
> you have to spend some time training the deer to recognize that if they
> hear something that the driver doesn't, that's a signal to exit the
> roadway. First you capture all the deer in the area. Then you put each
> one in the roadway. Then you have a friend drive down at high speed
> with those little whistles attached to the fender. When you hear him
> coming, toss some deer food (Ding-dongs and Ho-Hos work, but don't let
> the environmentalists catch you addicting deer to junk food) off to the
> side, luring the deer off the road. If that doesn't work, open a jar of
> Kim Chee. This is riskier. Although it is guaranteed to drive off every
> deer within miles, it will also draw every bear within miles, who will
> then try to get the jar away from you to put the lid back on.
> Of course, the only problem with this process is that you cannot hear
> the whistles welded to the bumper, and will get run over waiting for
> your friend. This will upset the deer so much that they will learn to avoid
> whistles no one can hear. Of course, the bears will learn to come
> running....
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Just wanted to say thanks for the sanity check here - best laugh I've
had in weeks.
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