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You probably own an MG if: (Pt 2)

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Subject: You probably own an MG if: (Pt 2)
From: GOFASTMG@aol.com
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 12:44:13 -0500 (EST)
You wash your hands before working on your car so       you don't get the engine
compartment dirty

People ask you how many cars you own, and the answer contains fractions.

You plan 4 hours for a trip - 3 for travel and 1 for repairs

Any discussion of a trip contains references to break-downs

When getting ready for a trip, you pack more supplies for your car than for
yourself

You supposedly bought the car to attract members of the opposite sex, but no
longer have the time or money to go out on a date.

You know about the hole into the 4th dimension in the engine compartment that
swallows 1/2" X 9/16"   spanners

You know that:
   A "Bonnet" is not a lady's head covering
   A "Hood" does not cover the engine
   A "Spanner" does not span anything
   A "Boot" is not footwear for cowboys
 
You return to your car in a parking lot, notice there is no oil underneath,
and immediately assume the sump is empty.

You drink warm beer, not because the British do, but because it gets that way
sitting on the corner of the    work bench



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