Glenn Schnittke wrote:
>
> On Wed, 28 May 1997 17:39:57 everybody seems to have written;
>
> >Subject: Re: your mail
> >
> >Thomas James Pokrefke, III wrote:
> >>
> >> At [Wed, 28 May 1997 16:20:46 -0400 (EDT)]
> >> "W. R. Gibbons" <gibbons@northpole.med.uvm.edu> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Darn. After all these years, I learn that there is a way to tell that a
> >> > woman is eager. Female chamelions change color when they are receptive;
> >> > I have always thought this was an admirable system. In a singles bar,
> >> > how would this revving of the engine manifest itself?
> >>
> >> If you were really lucky, she would stick her tongue down your ear.
> >>
> >> Thomas James Pokrefke, III
> >
> >Had a similar experience just yesterday.Beautiful girl in a honda civic
> >who was totally full of herself and her car. I guess she just didn't
> >realize the downfall of having an auto trannie in her car. Smoked her
> >off the line,by the time she got herself up to speed i dropped down to
> >third gear dropped the clutch slammed up to about 4500rpm in 3rd gear
> >and was gone like yesterdays bread.My LBC preformed beautifully in the
> >face of foriegn opposition,but needless to say I got nothing out of it
> >but the satisfaction of smokin' a honda.But she did look good.Oh,well!
> >
> >Chris Eaton
> >'70 MGB Roadster
>
> Now wait a minute guys! Hold on!
>
> Think about what you're doing - You're at a light and a beautiful woman with
> hormones raging pulls up and basically says "Let's dance" and you do
> everything you can to run away as fast as you can? That's no way to get a
> tongue in your ear! Be logical. Beat her by a length. You might get to talk
> to her at the next light, and from there it's only a small step to "Can I
> ride in your car?" And from there you go to marriage and babies and ... Oh.
> Then you have to sell the car.
>
> Well then.
>
> Smoke her. As fast as you can!
>
> Glenn "With a wife and STEPson" Schnittke
>
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> Glenn Schnittke Recovering Musician
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> schnittke@mindspring.com
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