| Sounds just like North Carolina!
Steve Byers
Havelock, NC
'73 Midget GAN5UD126009G  "OO NINE"
"It is better to remain silent, and be thought a fool,
than to speak, and remove all doubt."  -- Mark Twain
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> Ahhh, the joys of living where there are seasons.  The snow is rarely
> bad, doesn't last long, and you can drive year round if want.  There's no
> mechanical inspections, no emissions testing, and we have low insurance,
> low licensing, low taxes, good but reasonable property values, and the
> state has had a tax surplus for several years. The economy is strong,
> unemployment is low, and there are several thousands of miles of good
> roads for long pointless drives.  The folks are friendly and conservative
> but tolerant, the food is good, and there is a surplus of farmer's
> daughters.  I not saying the place is perfect, but when I got my
> Dial-A-Prayer bill the other day, Heaven was a local call....
> 
> Rich Arnold
> Council Bluffs, IOWA
> '79 Midget "Molly Maguire"
> >From the movie _Field of Dreams_:  "Is this Heaven?"  "No, it's Iowa."
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