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More Sci-fi Observations

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Subject: More Sci-fi Observations
From: Paul Hunt <paul.hunt1@virgin.net>
Date: Sat, 24 Jan 1998 11:43:52 +0000
Overused characterizations/settings:

1. Aliens whose thinking is so different from ours that no communication 
is possible

2. Alien races that find our women attractive, while we find theirs to 
be repulsive

3. Alien races whose women differ from ours only in skin color and 
facial features

4. Extra breasts on the alien women

5. The aliens are incomprehensible to humans, while the humans are 
perfectly comprehensible to the aliens

6. Alien species depicted as having no ethnic, religious, cultural, 
philosophical or political variance, especially:
a) Wise mystics
b) Stoic warriors
c) Pastoral innocents
d) Cowardly sneaks


7. Alien races whose names all have lots of hard consonants

8. Lots of apostrophes packed into alien words and phrases for no 
apparent reason

9. Humans of future depicted as having no ethnic, religious, cultural, 
philosophical or political variance

10. Cities of future depicted as though sanitation workers have been on 
strike from now until then

11. Entire story setting dominated by huge impersonal business 
conglomerates

12. Planets with the same exact climate planet-wide

13. Super-intelligent AI's that speak, behave, and act in a manner 
indistinguishable from the human characters.

14. The incredibly competent man-of-action with more skills/degrees than 
you can shake a blaster at.

15. The incredibly competent woman-of-action with large breasts, no 
sexual inhibitions, and more skills/degrees than you can shake a blaster 
at.

16. Shadowy malevolent Pentagon officials

17. Every single character has a tainted history

18. Society divided as follows:
a) A handful of ultra-powerful ultra-rich
b) Hordes of starving people living in the streets
c) Criminal lords who control everything not controlled by the 
ultra-rich
d) Police whose only principle of operation is maintenance of the status 
quo


19. Societies where all technology has been destroyed except automobiles 
and their equivalents, which are still running yet there are no 
mechanics, workshops, or gas stations

20. Heroes who are so emotionally stunted that they don't care about 
close friends/relatives that die as long as they complete some mission

21. Any character with a perpetual two-day growth of beard

22. Futuristic societies where only the ultra-rich can afford quality 
health care, and everyone else is reduced to selling their bodily organs

23. Beings of pure energy

24. A society in which everyone is required to die on his or her Nth 
birthday

25. Creatures from our mythology (e.g., centaurs, dragons) occur among 
the wildlife native to an alien planet

26. Aliens whose sociology, values and beliefs are indistinguishable 
from those of an Oriental culture, e.g., feudal Japan.

27. Eccentric scientists

28. The assistant to the scientist who is either deformed or dating the 
scientist's daughter

29. Future societies that have relapsed into feudalism

30. Alternative Earths where society is just like some society of the 
past, with some technodoodads added

31. Palace guards who are ineffectual due to ineptitude or 
inattentiveness

32. Fantastical but non-viable creatures (men with tortoiseshell backs, 
gigantic insects) made possible by high levels of radiation

33. Aliens that speak human languages without error, having taken no 
pains to learn how

34. Aliens whose vocal apparatus is just like ours, so that they can 
speak human languages with only a slight accent

35. Omnipotent pacifist aliens who impose their philosophy on us without 
bothering to protect us from the races they have left alone

36. Men and women live in separate societies (and I'm not talking Mars 
and Venus, either)

37. Clones are inexplicably different from regular people in a 
particular manner (mentally unstable, don't mind being used as cannon 
fodder, etc.)

38. The vast majority of alien races consider 20ºC to be room 
temperature

39. Societies that are utopian in every regard except for one serious 
drawback that completely outweighs the utopian aspects, such as having 
the death penalty for some really minor offense

40. Disembodied live brains living in tanks (with apologies to Gharlane 
of Eddore)

41. Eyes that glow (sometimes accompanied by minor-key chords in TV and 
film)

42. Sentient artificial intelligences that wish to eliminate the human 
race

43. Sentient artificial intelligences that select a human figure to 
holographically represent themselves

44. Computers with voice synthesizers either use a sensuous female 
contralto or a threatening male baritone

45. Bad guys who miss everything they shoot at

46. Beginning warriors who hit everything they shoot at

47. Characters who are always ready for intimate relations

48. All genetically superior humans have an innate drive to rule, 
conquer, or kill everyone else

49. Alien vampires that feed on brainwaves/life-force/exotic 
biochemicals/psychic energies that can only obtain from sentient life 
forms

50. Post-cataclysmic societies that treats items of the lost technology 
as holy relics

51. Alien monsters that find humans edible, tasty, and non-toxic

52. The evil duplicate of the hero, sidekick, universe, etc.

53. The grammatical differences between the languages used by humans and 
aliens are cited as conclusive proof of radically different ways of 
thinking



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