Gentlemen,
now that BMW bought Rolls Royce we feel it is time for the House of Windsor to
be
taken over by the House of Orange.
Our tradition would offer respect and support for a unique institution, and of
course QE
would be kept on as long as she lives. The greatest advantage would be the
avoidance of an unfriendly takeover by the Murrikans, looking to buy some
history.
Besides, the Corgis would be safe from Bill Clinton.
Tomorrow would seem an appropriate day to start the Due Diligence. Shall we
say,
around tea time?
Yours truly,
Peter den Hertog
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