Folks:
The following was sent to FRANK to show that
it can be done.
Cheers..........
Ed (from the mgs@autox.team.net)
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FRANK:
IF YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD MESSAGES
LIKE THIS *AT LEAST* CLEAN THEM UP LIKE *THIS*!!!
AND IF YOU THINK I AM IRATE BECAUSE OF THE *ALL*
CAPS, YOU ARE RIGHT!! THERE IS *NO* REASON NOT TO
CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT AIN'T NO HUMBLE OPINION!!
Ed
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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the
middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:
One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
"menage-a-trois."
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cooking and cleaning for them.
The two English men are waiting for somebody to introduce them to the
English woman.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true
nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, about the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and
how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the
taxes are low and it's not raining.
The Irish began by dividing up their island Northside/Southside and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut
whiskey, but at least the English aren't getting any.......
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