I love cats ...they're tasty!
...Art
On Tue, 29 Jun 1999, Larry Macy wrote:
> Smile!! The Cat thread is back
>
> WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE THOSE CURIOUS ANIMALS
> CALLED CATS?
>
>
> 1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
> 2. They rarely listen to you.
> 3. They're totally unpredictable.
> 4. They whine when they are not happy.
> 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
> 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
> 8. They're moody.
> 9. They leave their hair everywhere.
> 10. They drive you nuts.
>
> Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.
>
> Larry
>
> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
> System Administrator/Manager
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