Any qualified cat mechanic knows that if you use DOT 5 toilet water, closing the
lid will not keep the feline entrapped in the bowl. This is clearly stated on
page 62 of the Clymer's Cat Manual. May I suggest that you "read your cat
manual"? Hey, wait just a second here... I hope you aren't one of those guys who
owns a cat but hasn't bought a manual.
The Dog
Steve Conley wrote:
> You mean you re-use your toilet water before each cat washing? Don't you
> know you have to use fresh DOT-5 toilet water (preferably Castrol GTX toilet
> water). You might need to consult an attorney...the toilet police might make
> a surprise inspection. *<:)
>
> Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys
> to teenage boys. -(PJ O'Rourke)
>
> Steve Conley
> Marysville, WA USA
> '76 MGB Roadster
> GHN5UG393585G
> mailto:swconley@foxinternet.net
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-mgs@autox.team.net [mailto:owner-mgs@autox.team.net]On
> Behalf Of James Nazarian Jr
> Sent: Thursday, November 04, 1999 11:28 AM
> To: mgs@autox.team.net
> Subject: How to Bathe a Cat[NONLBC-anticat]
>
> Sorry everybody but this is funny.
> If you have any aversion to cat jokes delete this now.
>
> James Nazarian
> '71 B roadster
> '71 BGT rust free and burnt orange
> '74 BGT going by-by soon
> '63 Buick 215
>
> How to Bathe a Cat
>
> Please forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very
> concerned about their hygiene.
> 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
> both lids lifted.
> 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> bathroom.
> 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
> lids
> (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
>
> CAUTION:
> Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
> paws will be
> reaching out for any purchase they can find.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash
> and rinse"
> which I have found to be quite effective.
> 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
> are no
> people between the toilet and the outside door.
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
> lids.
> 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
> where he will
> dry himself.
>
> Sincerely,
> The DOG
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