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Subject: For all you Dads
From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 18:13:44 -0400
 In case the Moss catalog leaves you cold ;-)

 DAD'S DAY
 -----------
     Father's Day is approaching. If you are undecided about the
 perfect gift,  we're here to help. Simply choose one word from 
 each column and combine them together for the perfect gift -- or 
 at least an unusual one.
     Yes indeed, we have a solution for you. Well, you might not get
 the gift, but you will get a chuckle or two. Smiles included at no 
 additionalcost. Be sure to tell us if you find that remote-controlled 
 digital hedgehog on sale.
     
   --------------------------------------------------------
     ONE                  TWO                    THREE
     purple               miniature              mousepad
     paisley              triaxial               toaster
     combination          shatterproof           monitor
     universal            hypoallergenic         modem
     old-fashioned        interchangeable        phone
     designer             vibrating              breadbox
     virtual              digital                lamp
     drag-and-drop        rotary                 vacuum
     expert               pan-galactic           yellow-sticky holder
     color                disposable             razor
     mobile               submersible            lemon-zester
     marbelized           polarized              chiller
     voice-activated      gyroscopic             lawn mower
     giant                magnetic               hedgehog
     engraved             solar-powered          weed-wacker
     fur-lined            nuclear                fanny(bum)-pack
     remote controlled    electric               door-knocker
     organic              oscillating            pulverizer
     gas-powered          turbo                  curling-iron
     Internet-ready       flexible               putter
 
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Larry Macy
78 Midget

Keep your top down and your chin up.

Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104

 Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a 
question and you're a fool for the rest of your life. 


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