Hi everyone!
Anyone who has been around BC's for any length of time should be able to
relate to this!! Enjoy.
Sue
LUCAS APHORISMS
Lucas - Prince of Darkness
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
The three position Lucas switch -- Dim, Flicker, and Off.
Or what about the other three settings: Smoke, Smoulder, and Burn?
The British drink warm beer because they have Lucas refrigerators.
I have had a Lucas Pacemaker for years and never had any trou....
How to make AIDS disappear? Give it a Lucas parts number.
Lucas systems actually use AC current; it just has a random frequency,
that's all.
It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal
Ohm's Law. They withdrew their
efforts when they met too much resistance.
QA called and told the engineer they had trouble with his design
shorting out, so he made the
wires longer.
Recently, Lucas won out over Bosch to supply the electrical for the new
Volkswagens. So now
the cars from the Black Forest will come with electrics supplied by the
Lord of Darkness -- how
appropriate!!
Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
Recommended procedure before taking on repair of Lucas equipment: Check
the position of the
stars, kill a chicken, and walk three times sunwise around your car,
chanting "Oh Mighty Prince,
protect your unworthy servant......"
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